The official tumblr of the fake thewetmale: previously an anonymous troll & faceless blogger, now a feminist CIA agent, proud mother of 3.2 kids, post-partisan rationalist, noted tumblrer, respected mainstream publisher, social media guerrilla, founder of Statler-Waldorf research, OAM, and 5 Walkleys. #OhDeb. Also since September 9th, 2011, has been living proof that the use of real names doesn't prevent trolling.
As a member of the right to know coalition i also declare myself a founding member of the #SMEGmilitia who is firmly ensconced in the pocket of Big Meme. The right to publish all correspondence, especially from other members of the right to know coalition, is reserved. Any claims of being a lizardman will need to be rectified with the payment of $10,000 by the following Monday. If not, I am professional Russian; worst case scenario, i fuck their shit up. Currently behind 7 proxies so good luck backtracing!
A Labor voter all my life, as of 2014 I will be a counsellor at JuLIAR's camps.
LOL, jks!
"The Moon Man" - @breko
"...who could be the killer app of internet trolling." - Niall Ferguson
"Mr popularity" - @nelled
"Can't spell thewetmale without meta" - @allyouzombies
"Internet Hero" - @jonathonio
"this man needs attention from a clinical psychiatrist" - @jonathonio
"Patient zero of internet trolling" - @mtats
"History's worst monster" - Ed Butler
"your penis is far superior to mine" - @teaislovely
"Ouroboros cock 2013" - @courteneyh
"shithouse cross-meme sub-trolling [that should be taken] to livejournal" - @s_bridges
Disregard all references to @mischa76, they are sickening and wrong.
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And two months before you want to be elected as the most powerful person in the world, your acolytes have to get up and give speeches not praising your policies, your record or your achievements but instead have to give speeches proving you are in fact a member of the human race and not a cyborg…
You may be doing something wrong.
Yes.
(Source: waitingonoblivion)
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Look it’s not Mitt’s fault. He was created to be President but it’s taken them a while to get the programming right.
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needcaffeine said:
being president of the US has to be one of the worst jobs ever. you get elected on shit you have no control. you go grey or bold in 2 years. 99% of what you do is never realized, mostly top secret
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Yes.
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