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hejusteatsandishandsome:

Idris Elba drinks gin and is handsome.

This ad is right at the lights outside of Central station. That pose is just perfect.
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  I see this ad a lot in town. Didn’t twig what it was selling just really liked the photo :D
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  “If you drink this gin, you will either become handsome or attract handsome men.”
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  right at the lights outside of Central station. That pose is just perfect.
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  yes lestrade molly is fucking gorge, now pls pick your jaw up off the ground, thx
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  sitting here breathing hard, really hard, just imagining idris elba and a fuckin pitcher of gin & tonic, just thinking...
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  I simply adore him.
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  heeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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  two of my favorite things.
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  Idris Elba drinks gin and is handsome.
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