...achieving outcomes, going forward.

The official tumblr of Goblin Deeznuts a.k.a. DJ Bungler, founding member of the Eggs-Steady Crew a.k.a. the fake thewetmale: previously an anonymous troll, markovian parallax denigrate, and faceless blogger, now a feminist CIA agent, proud responsible presbyterian mother of 3.2 kids, post-partisan rationalist, noted tumblrer, respected mainstream publisher, social media guerrilla, brand ambassador for thirst favs, Australian app developer, founder of Statler-Waldorf research, OAM, and 5 Walkleys. #OhDeb. Also since September 9th, 2011, has been living proof that the use of real names doesn't prevent trolling.

Neva 5get

As a member of the right to know coalition i also declare myself a founding member of the #SMEGmilitia who is firmly ensconced in the pocket of Big Meme. Representing philosophy in a clown suit I deliver vacuum sealed fruit served slightly chilled. The right to publish all correspondence, especially from other members of the right to know coalition, is reserved. Any claims of being a lizardman will need to be rectified with the payment of $10,000 by the following Monday. If not, I am professional Russian; worst case scenario, i fuck their shit up. Currently behind 7 proxies so good luck backtracing!

A Labor voter all my life, as of 2014 I will be a counsellor at JuLIAR's camps.

Abbott '13, Coup d'état '14

LOL, jks! "The Moon Man" - @breko

"...who could be the killer app of internet trolling." - Niall Ferguson "Mr popularity" - @nelled

"Can't spell thewetmale without meta" - @allyouzombies

"Internet Hero" - @jonathonio

"this man needs attention from a clinical psychiatrist" - @jonathonio

"Patient zero of internet trolling" - @mtats

"History's worst monster" - Ed Butler

"your penis is far superior to mine" - @teaislovely

"Ouroboros cock 2013" - @courteneyh

"shithouse cross-meme sub-trolling [that should be taken] to livejournal" - @s_bridges