1. SO THIS GUY WAS TRYING TO HIT ON THIS GIRL IN MY CLASS TODAY AND THIS HAPPENED

    1. Douche: hey
    2. Nice girl:
    3. Douche: HEY
    4. Nice girl: what?
    5. Douche: you know, there should be a warning sign on my dick
    6. Nice girl: excuse me?
    7. Douche: yeah, it should say choking hazard lol *hi fives bros*
    8. Nice girl: isn't that a label they put on small objects?
     
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