The official tumblr of the fake thewetmale: previously an anonymous troll & faceless blogger, now a feminist CIA agent, proud mother of 3.2 kids, post-partisan rationalist, noted tumblrer, respected mainstream publisher, social media guerrilla, founder of Statler-Waldorf research, OAM, and 5 Walkleys. #OhDeb. Also since September 9th, 2011, has been living proof that the use of real names doesn't prevent trolling.
As a member of the right to know coalition i also declare myself a founding member of the #SMEGmilitia who is firmly ensconced in the pocket of Big Meme. The right to publish all correspondence, especially from other members of the right to know coalition, is reserved. Any claims of being a lizardman will need to be rectified with the payment of $10,000 by the following Monday. If not, I am professional Russian; worst case scenario, i fuck their shit up. Currently behind 7 proxies so good luck backtracing!
A Labor voter all my life, as of 2014 I will be a counsellor at JuLIAR's camps.
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"this man needs attention from a clinical psychiatrist" - @jonathonio
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I have to say, as someone who is not Christian, it’s hard for me to believe Christians are a persecuted people in America. God-willing, maybe one of you one day will even rise up and get to be president of this country - or maybe forty-four in a row. But, that’s my point, is they’ve taken this idea of no establishment as persecution, because they feel entitled, not to equal status, but to greater status.
You tell ‘em, Jon Stewart.
(via somekindofboywonder) Please allow me to seethe that everyone and their grandaunt can turn every fucking conversation about freedom of belief into a tale of anti-Christian persecution at the drop of an “under God”. (via killerkaleidoscope)
I’ve heard this so many times. About how because the entire country is not constantly prostrating themselves to this religion and kissing their feet, that they’re persecuted. You want to know what it’s like to be persecuted for you religion in America, Christians? Try being Muslim or Pagan or anything else that isn’t Judeo-Christian. Then consider how you are treated by this society. You have no right to complain about being “persecuted” when you’re the ones doing the persecuting.
I love Jon Stewart.