Man was made in God’s image according to the Bible.
Man always dies.
Doesn’t that mean that God dies too?
What if he died? What if he’s been dead for a really long time?
And no one noticed.
Poor old bugger. I should probably send flowers…
Clearly there was some minor imperfection or alteration when the first copy of God was copied to create the first man. There are two explanations here, that either God is a computer programmer of some sort or i just proved evolution.