Demons probe sponsor Ben Polis’s racist rants - Herald Sun
Why I’ve never studied.
Michelle and I were only taking about exactly this issue last night.
BRILLIANT
On our last roadtrip, Mat sang along to N*Sync. He claimed it was in an “ironic” way, but I don’t think Alanis Morissette has a beard like his.
Images from the Guardian - their NotW phone hacking live blog is here
This! Always! Except maybe the Julia Gillard part.
Pfft, if anything it NEEDS MOAR GILLARD
As if this would not be 10,000,000 times better if it was me, not her.
I’d be like:
“Hey Mr President”
“Hey Erin, how’s it going”
“Yeah, it’s going well. Thanks for letting me come to the Oval Office”
“‘Scool”
“You know, I’ve actually been here before.”
“Me too. Once or twice.”
“So, Mr President, I’ve brought you a gift. It’s a Sherrin. It’s our native football. Did you know that Australian Rules is the earliest form of codified football in the world?”
“I did not know that, Erin. How fascinating.”
“How about you have a go, Mr President.
“Sure.”
“Mr President, you may be the leader of the Free World, but your handpass sucks. How about you come to Australia, and have a training session with the Sydney Swans.”
“Excellent idea, Erin. I’ll tell them to fire up Air Force One now”
That is EXACTLY how it would have gone.
Ok yeah well, i like all of that, and he should definitely come hang with the Swans, but it was pretty hard to get passed
”…Thanks for letting me come to the Oval Office”
“‘Scool”
“You know, I’ve actually been here before.”
WHY YES I AM RATHER JELLY NOW
FFFUUUUUUUUU
Oh yeah, and you’re clearly not anyone unless you’ve been taken by Obama on a burger run. AM I RITE BRIAN WILLIAMS?
