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    Today in photoshopping porn studio logos onto existing photos. And if anyone asks, it was the hung parliament that made me do it.

    Today in photoshopping porn studio logos onto existing photos. And if anyone asks, it was the hung parliament that made me do it.

     
  2. 
Leigh Sales: Have you actually read BHP’s statements?Tony Abbott: No

Abbott Hasn’t Read Slipper Judgement (sic)

Tony Abbott as Prime Minister (link not available till 2014)
     
  3. For Mr Howard to get to the high moral ground, he would first need to climb out of the volcanic hole he had dug for himself over the last decade. It is like one of those diamond mine holes in South Africa. They are about a mile underground. He would have to come a mile up to get to even equilibrium let alone have any contest in morality with Kevin Rudd.
    — 

    Paul Keating on John Howard from (presumably) 2007. Taken from the Paul Keating Insults page.

    Could just as easily be applied to members of the LNP and Liberal party up against Julia Gillard. I’m especially thinking of what motivated Gillard to make her speech on sexism and misogyny: Tony Abbott trying to claim the moral high ground on those issues given the content of text messages between Peter Slipper and James Ashby.

     
  4. fairmanrants:

    Ladies and Gentlemen, the Prime Minister of Australia kicking ass and taking names (mostly Tony Abbott’s). [x]

    So glad this has become a gif set. Sensational.

    So somehow I didn’t see this at the time, but now I have it’s getting rebloged.

    (Source: numbtongue)

     
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    tonyabbottlookingatthings:

looking at wood

uuhuhuhuhuh

    tonyabbottlookingatthings:

    looking at wood

    uuhuhuhuhuh

     
  6. For the benefit of those listening on the radio, yes the Opposition Leader was present in qt today.
    — Julia Gillard closing out question time today with some classic pwnage.
     
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    Yeah, this man is pretty obviously terrible.

    Yeah, this man is pretty obviously terrible.

     
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    tonyabbottlookingatthings:

looking at morning tea

    tonyabbottlookingatthings:

    looking at morning tea

     
  9. So Julia Gillard just tore Tony Abbott a new one…

    Watching Julia ad libbing on Tony Abbott, sexism and misogyny,

    first I was all

    Michael Jackson popcorn gif

    then I was

    Jon Stewart oh snap!

    and

    Rachel Maddow clapping

    before finally being all

     Neil Patrick Harris clap amen

    Edited to include a link to the full video of Julia’s comments - h/t to delirieuse

     
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    I wish I could claim this as my own work.

    I wish I could claim this as my own work.