Hey Buddy What’s Happening,
Just thought I’d send you a line given all this Indo stuff that’s going on to say you know, G’day. You might not know this but I saw you at First Dog On The Moon’s show at the Red Rattler (He’s the cartoonist that doesn’t draw people). My brief run in with you gave me some insights as to why you should not get so down about this whole ‘everyone gunning for you’ thing.
For one thing I don’t know if anyone has told you but you are incredibly tall, you definitely stand out in a crowd. As the MD of a large national broadcaster you know a lot about leveraging existing brand identities and properties to engage with new markets in new ways. May I suggest leveraging your personal height and strength in a new and interesting way by thumping Chris Kenny. The next time he writes something about how you are a stupid stupidhead who is a national terrorist just walk over and belt the fucker. I promise you, you’ll feel good and so will thousands of Australians who will watch the gif of you belting him as much as they watch the gif of him being tased.
Also put on some really weird TV show about twitter or something so Abetz has something to complain about during Estimates, he comes across as a really lonely bloke and it looks like Estimates gives him something to get excited about. You’re a good bloke, I know you’ll make the right decision.
Yours in Patriotism